Jessica Simpson Detoxes, Then Gets Drunk
There are so many reasons to detox, but given Jessica Simpson’s recent post-cleanse feast and stagger episode, we doubt she’s choosing the right ones. The New York Post reported this morning that the star was seen knocking back sake at Katsuya, a Japanese restaurant in Hollywood, celebrating her first real meal in days after a detoxing cleanse. (Exactly which cleanse she was on, they don’t know, but Simpson has tweeted about her vegan detox diets in the past.) She apparently danced around the table, sake in hand, and wrapped up her performance by stumbling out of the restaurant on fiancé Eric Johnson’s arm. Onlookers saw her sitting in the passenger’s seat with her eyes half-closed.
Here’s what we had to say about Simpson’s detox-to-drunk act in the Blisstree office:
Lilit (editor-in-chief, TheGloss): “Subtitle: why you shouldn’t get drunk immediately after finishing a cleanse.”
Me: A lot of people think cleansing is too expensive, but when you consider how cheap it is to get drunk afterward, you’re actually SAVING money!
Lilit: This is like that time I got hammered at a Yom Kippur break-the-fast party.
Tip to all of you detoxers out there: Don’t wrap up your cleanse with a sake bomb, or any other kind of alcohol.
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Jessica Simpson Detoxes, Then Gets Drunk