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Sure, we may inadvertently give some of you an impressive reddish rash (we can’t help it), but do us a favor and please don’t call us “disgusting” or “nasty” in public. That hurts our feelings. Who do you think we are, anyway, pubic lice? (The very definition of disgusting. And we know you’ve had the crabs, by the way. We live in your bed, remember?) Furthermore, do you have any idea how many dust mites you reside with every day in your McMansions with granite countertops, media rooms, and cathedral ceilings? No, you don’t. And you sure as hell don’t want to, either.


– Understandably irritated bedbugs on how people really need to chill out about them, from their post: An Open Letter to Paranoid Humans (From Misunderstood Bedbugs)
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Post from: BlissTree

Sure, we may inadvertently give some of you an impressive reddish rash (we can’t help it), but do us a favor and please don’t call us “disgusting” or “nasty” in public. That hurts our feelings. Who do you think we are, anyway, pubic lice? (The very definition of disgusting. And we know you’ve had the crabs, by the way. We live in your bed, remember?) Furthermore, do you have any idea how many dust mites you reside with every day in your McMansions with granite countertops, media rooms, and cathedral ceilings? No, you don’t. And you sure as hell don’t want to, either.